ANY FEM-LIBBER IS AN EXAMPLE OF A MODERN-PERSON! EVERY MODERN-PERSON IS A PERSON! CAREN IS A MODERN-PERSON! THE MAN IS A CHAUVINIST-PIG! EVERY CHAUVINIST-PIG IS AN OLD-FASHIONED-PERSON! STU IS A MAN! CHARLIE IS A FIREMAN! STU IS CHARLIE! JUDI IS A FIREMAN! JUDI IS JUDITH! EVERY FIREMAN OWNS A PAIR OF RED SUSPENDERS! STU OWNS A CAT! THE CAT IS A SCHNERTZ!